PRICE: FREE — IT PAYS YOU NOTICE No. ——— · DISBURSEMENT SERIES 288 · THE RELIEF DESK 288 DISBURSEMENTS DAILY

FREE MONEY EVERY FIVE MINUTES.

PAID IN USDC TO THE TOP 50 HOLDERS. NO CLAIMING. NO FORMS. NO WORK.

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NEXT CHECK ––:––
A hand holding a mint-green U.S. Treasury stimulus check made out for $1,200.00, against a soft faded American flag.
EXHIBIT A — PAYMENT INSTRUMENT, $1,200.00
NOTICE No. 2 · DISBURSEMENT QUOTA
NEXT DISBURSEMENT ––:–– COUNTED ON THE WALL CLOCK — EVERY FIFTH MINUTE
DENOMINATION USDC SOL FEES SWAPPED TO DOLLARS EACH POSTING
FREQUENCY 5 MIN 288 POSTINGS PER DAY
SOURCE FEES EVERY TRADE FUNDS THE DESK
NOTICE No. 3 · NOTICE OF PAYMENT

NOTICE OF PAYMENT

DESK CLOSED — AWAITING ISSUE

THE FOLLOWING HOLDERS HAVE BEEN PAID — POSTED EVERY FIVE MINUTES BY ORDER OF THE RELIEF DESK.

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ALL ENTRIES VERIFIABLE ON-CHAIN.

NOTICE No. 4 · HOW THE RELIEF DESK RUNS

HOW THE MACHINE RUNS

  1. SOMEONE TRADES $STIMMY ON PUMP.FUN. A CREATOR FEE — PAID IN SOL — IS TAKEN ON EVERY ORDER.

  2. THE FIVE-MINUTE WHISTLE: THE BOT CLAIMS THE FULL SOL BALANCE.

  3. THE DESK SWAPS EVERY LAMPORT OF SOL INTO USDC AT THE GOING RATE.

  4. THE TOP 50 HOLDERS ARE PAID PRO-RATA IN USDC TO BAG SIZE. NOTHING HELD BACK, NOTHING CLAIMED, NOTHING SIGNED.

NOTICE No. 5 · ELIGIBILITY

ARE YOU AMONG
THE FIFTY?

  1. Clause 1. Hold enough $STIMMY to rank in the top 50 wallets.
  2. Clause 2. The ranking is re-taken every five minutes by snapshot.
  3. Clause 3. No registration. The chain already knows you.
No. 48D4xK…m2VpON THE ROLL
No. 499aQw…tR8sON THE ROLL
No. 50Hh7e…cF3dON THE ROLL
No. 512mNb…xY6k STRUCK FROM THE ROLL

FALL BELOW RANK 50 AND THE CHECKS STOP. CLIMB BACK AND THEY RESUME.

NOTICE No. 6 · OFFICIAL INQUIRIES

OFFICIAL INQUIRIES

Q-01WHERE DOES THE MONEY COME FROM?

Creator fees. pump.fun takes a small fee on every $STIMMY trade and routes it to the creator wallet. The team keeps none of it; the full balance is disbursed.

Q-02WHY USDC AND NOT SOL?

So every check is a clean dollar amount, not a number that lurches with the SOL price. The token trades against SOL, so creator fees arrive in SOL — the bot swaps the whole balance to USDC each cycle, then pays it out.

Q-03DO I NEED TO CLAIM ANYTHING?

No. USDC lands in your wallet on each posting. Doing nothing is the product.

Q-04IS THIS REAL GOVERNMENT MONEY?
NO.

This is a memecoin. The stimulus is creator-fee revenue from pump.fun, paid in USDC. No government is involved, implied, or amused.

Q-05HOW IS MY SHARE CALCULATED?

Pro-rata: your bag divided by the sum of the top-50 bags. Bigger bag, bigger check.

Q-06WHAT IF FEES ARE ZERO THAT CYCLE?

No fees, no check. The desk disburses what it collects; quiet markets write quiet checks.

Q-07HOW DO I VERIFY A PAYMENT?

Every ledger row links to its transaction on Solscan. The board you are reading is the chain, typed up.

Q-08CAN THIS RUG?

The contract is live on pump.fun. Verify the document number printed on this notice against what you buy, and never trust a screenshot.

NOTICE No. 7 · RECRUITMENT

THE DESK IS OPEN.
GET IN LINE.

BUY $STIMMY ON PUMP.FUN
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