An Economic Impact Payment program on Solana. Paired against USDC, so creator fees are collected directly in USDC and airdropped, every five minutes, to the top 50 holders — pro-rata to your bag. No claims. No forms.
coming soon — launching on pump.fun
A continuing program of Economic Impact Payments to any wallet holding $STIMMY on Solana. Here is exactly how it works.
$STIMMY is paired against USDC on pump.fun, so every creator fee is collected in USDC from the start. The team keeps none of it — it is routed, in full, to a disbursement wallet and paid straight out as a stable, dollar-pegged check. No swaps, no slippage.
Every five minutes — no claim, no registration, no form — the wallet pays the full balance to the top 50 holders, pro-rata to bag size. Two-hundred and eighty-eight payments a day, forever.
USDC simply arrives in your wallet. No application. No paperwork. The receipt of these funds is its own proof of citizenship in the Republic of $STIMMY.
Every five minutes a fresh batch of USDC checks is cut to the top 50. They print here, in real time.
Four steps, five minutes, zero effort on your part.
A trade hits pump.fun. A small creator fee is taken — standard on every transaction.
The token is paired against USDC, so every fee lands as USDC the instant it's collected. No swap, no slippage.
The wallet holds the USDC and waits for its bell. Every 300 seconds, exactly, it rings.
USDC fires into the top 50 wallets, pro-rata. No claim. No form. No friction.
Eligibility has been simplified for the convenience of the American (and global) citizen.
No income limits. No filing status. No SSN. No dependents. A snapshot of the fifty largest bag-holders is taken fresh every five minutes. Fall off the list and the checks stop; climb back on and they resume.
NO — IT'S A MEMECOIN. stimmy is a Solana memecoin with a real disbursement mechanic. Parody in look, serious in math. The "stimulus" is creator-fee revenue paid to holders — not a federal program. Don't try to cash it at your bank.
Buy $STIMMY on pump.fun and hold it in a self-custody Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare, Backpack). The bot snapshots the top 50 holders every 5 minutes and pays USDC directly to each, pro-rata to bag size. No claim transaction needed.
To keep the checks feeling like checks. Splitting one disbursement across thousands of wallets means everyone gets fractions of a cent and the bot burns more on fees than it pays out. Fifty keeps each payout meaningful.
Whatever keeps you in the top 50. The threshold shifts every snapshot — outrank the 50th wallet and you're in. Bigger bags get bigger slices.
pump.fun assigns a creator-fee stream to the token — a small percentage of every buy and sell. Because $STIMMY is paired against USDC, that stream is collected directly in USDC. Instead of the team keeping it, 100% is routed to the disbursement wallet and paid to the top fifty at the next 5-minute tick.
Because a stimulus check should feel like a check. USDC is dollar-pegged, so what hits your wallet is denominated in dollars — not a volatile number that changes five minutes later. The token is paired directly against USDC, so the fees are already in dollars — there's nothing to convert.
No. Payments are pushed to your wallet on every 5-minute tick. No signing, no claiming, no dApp. The check is mailed; you just collect it.
The next snapshot re-ranks everyone. Sell enough to fall out of the top 50 and the checks stop. Sell partially but stay in the top 50 and you keep getting paid — just a smaller slice.
To enroll in the program, hold $STIMMY in any self-custody Solana wallet. The contract address below is the official record of issuance.